Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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