That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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