The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
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I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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