"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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