he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
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You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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