That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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