It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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