dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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