I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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