I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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