i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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