it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize