Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
How's work?
Spinning.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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