I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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