Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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