We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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