Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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