Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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