May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
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