His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It was a blind-side dick pic.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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