Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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