put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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