i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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