if you like me you must not know who I am
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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