I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
my poor anus
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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