Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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