But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
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