are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You may now shotgun with the bride
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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