me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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