is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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