how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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