We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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