I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize