This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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