people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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