i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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