There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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