Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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