I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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