Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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