walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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