Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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