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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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