we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
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Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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