Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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