Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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