BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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