in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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