WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Is it because I queefed?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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