I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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