i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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