dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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