I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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