i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
