We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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